Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
